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dear IRS Posted by utahma (VIP) Feb 3 2006 7:59AM There was a man who computed his taxes for 1997 and found that he owed $3407. He packaged up his payment and included this letter: <br><br>Dear IRS: <br><br>Enclosed is my 1997 Tax Return & payment. Please take note of the attached article from the USA Today newspaper. In the article, you will see that the Pentagon is paying $171.50 for hammers and NASA has paid $600.00 for a toilet seat. <br><br>Please find enclosed four toilet seats (value $2400) and six hammers (value $1029). <br><br>This brings my total payment to $3429.00. Please note the overpayment of $22.00 and apply it to the 'Presidential Election Fund,' as noted on my return. Might I suggest you the send the above mentioned fund a '1.5 inch screw.' (See attached article...HUD paid $22.00 for a 1.5 inch Phillips Head Screw.) <br><br>It has been a pleasure to pay my tax bill this year, and I look forward to paying it again next year. I just saw an article about the Pentagon and 'screwdrivers.' <br><br>Sincerely, <br><br>I. Gettook Everyear<br><br> |
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